A Homestuck AU in which Karkat owns a butter substitute company called ‘GUESS WHAT FUCKER! THIS AIN’T BUTTER’
I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes.
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Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
It’s hard, and nobody understands.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Once she was as meek as can 8e.
bloodswaps!
Thank you friend
Thank you for keeping Terezi’s blindness and not just tacking it on the tealbloodOkay I can’t help but say this. Gamzee, Eridan, and Feferi’s outfits are way too colorful for lowbloods. AND ALSO THE WORST PART IS WHY DO FEFERI AND ERIDAN STILL HAVE FINS(and Feferi has goggles too) AND KARkAT AND KANAYA HAVE NORMAL EARS I’m sorry but it just irritated me way too much
My Little Engie: Partnership Is Magic
(Source: hotsexycactus)
They had to learn their ways somewhere.
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Cuil Theory
nO
Signless, will you please stop fucking with people? Please?
Ok. I think I have new headcanon.
I’m
just keep listening oh my god it gets serious
CHRIST SIGNLESS
